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If you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen.
Better yet, if you can’t stand the heat
maybe you should get out of the oven.
That’s probably why you can’t stand the heat in the first place.
And it’s unlikely that anyone is going to bake you a cake
for a surprise birthday party if they can’t use the oven.
Get out of that oven and enjoy your surprise birthday party.
And don’t leave any dynamite in there when you get out of the oven.
Events involving dynamite produce poor birthday cake results.
And in general will dampen the mood for your surprise party.