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how the game is played is
I am given a box of kittens
and you are given a box of kittens
each of us leaves our tooth or teeth
on the marble kitchen remodel counter
as they are knocked out
when I said you could use my bathroom,
I did not mean you could try on and wear
a pair of my boxer shorts
me: ehhhhh…. no just keep ‘em
thank you ex-friend
it’s nearly impossible to think
that I will one day
not wake up in a ditch
on the side of the road
after taking two to the back
of my head execution style
the consultant said that our success
would be determined by the execution
of our senior management
so after donuts
I went up to them in the break room
and shot them
The “Bone Crusher” had a list for me
next weekend I think I’ll have my son visit
that will give me time to complete the list
My dad: never limit what you believe is your capacity to achieve
or your capacity for violence
Me: sleep with one eye open?
and one foot in the grave?
Me: that’s not a particularly comfortable way to sleep.
Me: yes. comfort is over-rated
Me: are they ready for the “Bone Crusher?”
Me: A monkey could be President,
but I wouldn’t want to humiliate the monkey.
Monkey: I just got outta prison.
The job as “President” would be fine for now.