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All the dead aliens in Area 51 turned out to be weather balloons.
Were some of them “snakes” that had been put in decompression chambers to avoid
getting the “bends” after deep-sea diving?
Yes. All of them.
Sometimes when someone tells you the truth or things called “facts” the best thing to do
is pretend you care.
Young child: Mom where do babies come from?
Mom: The hospital.
How they get there I have no idea.
Same young child: Where does the food go that we eat?
Same Mom: I have absolutely no idea.
Do you have any easy questions?
Later, that day at Area 51…
All that that food that people have been eating that went missing…
It all showed up on the Jim’s desk.