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WTF?

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So many of life’s “awkward” or “undesirable” situations can be remedied simply by employing the brain work on some unknown genius on the internet.

Take for example how the phrase “WTF” handle these nasty situations….

 

Doctor: It’s a boy. It’s a girl. It’s a baby.

New mother and father: WTF!

 

Man: Will you marry me.

Woman: WTF!

 

Big Bad Wolf to 3 Little Pigs: I’m going to huff and puff and blow your house down.

Red Riding Hood: WTF!

 

Priest: Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband.

Bride: WTF!

Priest: I know pronounce you man and wife.

Bride: WTF!

In delivery room:

Doctor: Congratulations what a beautiful baby. He looks just like his father.

Frankenstein: WTF?

 

Red Riding Hood: Do you pigs take this big bad wolf to be your lawfully wedded husband?

3 Little Pigs: WTF?

Frankenstein: WTF? We were engaged?!!

Looks like someone forgot to lock the catnip cabinet.

we were happy

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after the catnip overdose
we stopped going to the zoo
on sundays
things were never the same
we tried eating only off
paper plates
but nothing helped
I looked for meaning
in the dictionary
but these were just
words things that people
used to make noise
back-and-forth
at each other
to be polite
to avoid that
awkward silence
so it came to be
with my cat words
no longer served a purpose
we could just look
at each other
and read each other’s minds
and so we were happy

catnip overdose

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I took my cat for a walk
a walk on the cat walk
the accolades poured in
she had all her nipples pierced
and her kittens swung from from them
like chimpanzees
she got runner-up to runner-up
and was awarded a substantial cash stipend
a new religion was named in her honor
later at the catnip party
we planned our Thanksgiving
as we were thankful.

Wild West Filly

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lost in the
wild west riding
into town
gunslinger
trigger finger
meet the best
and go down
local saloon
I found clarity
with a girl flirt
said her name was
“Charity”
I told her
I would give
until it hurt
and charitable
she was…
with a howdy miss
gave her a kiss
just north of
her garter county
line she said how
about you grab
that garter
pardner
ride this filly
to the triple crown
you tasted
the best now
I expect you
to go down

 

https://yourevilboss.wordpress.com/2017/11/04/welcome-to-the-polanie/

the other side

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there are some people

you will encounter in life

who should both fear

and not fear

for they have already lived

a full life beyond most standards

and should have been dead

perhaps 20 years past

so, they have also already died once

they are like a prisoner on death row

in their own life

they have nothing to lose

how I envy them

treat them as such

for although on earth

they live on the other side

if you are an honest and good person

you have nothing to fear

if you are not

God has placed them in a unique position

to enforce God’s rule of law

without consequences

because they have already died once

and cleared God’s security check

on the other side

 

all roads lead to nowhere

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I steer you break

I veer you make

meaningless adjustments

riding down the road

to nowhere

 

your map’s no good

collapse enjoy the ride you should

forget your meaningless directions

on our one way trip

to nowhere

 

I speed at night

with the lights turned off and

my eyes closed tight because all

roads lead equally

to nowhere