The Firecracker Explody

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it was the firecracker explody

The Snake Pope: Do firecrackers usually pop when put in water

Me: This one does when she gets wet

 

my mind throttled

was wound tighter

by the hour

even her shadow

was star spangled

in the warrior night

she wore many smiles

now these things

are plain to see

her skirt was way

too tight that day

in her smile was

a spark she used

to light the hour

 

don’t mind if I do bar-b-q

I like salmon

If she were a fish

I’d wrap her in shiny foil

and slap her on the grill

but she’s not a fish so I just going to let her

lay there naked

burn it all down

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she likes spontaneous
I like spontaneous
combustion
now were both burning it
up a King Size mattress
without disruption
those flavored massage
oils I guess
got me a little volatile
when I had you fully coated
I hit my flash point
you launched my Tomahawk Cruise
projectile
and now your going down
the whole field’s a burning
and we’re both on fire
but no one cares
or dares
to call a fire engine
for what’s it’s worth
I’m thinking seek-and-destroy
and you’re thinking scorched-earth
when it’s all
said and done
you and I are one
and together we will
burn it all down

 

I overdosed on you

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I completed my twelve-step program

but on the13th step I stumbled

guess that’s how the cookie crumbles

she said look what the cat dragged in

there’s no point in you fighting

your addition to me boy

shall we begin?

 

unstop my bottle

let out the genie

like the garment cut?

butt floss bikini

view from above

better from beneath

don’t forget to

floss your teeth

now I’m dressed

in my Sunday best

like my birthday suit?

any requests?

 

I made a list

but if I overdose

you know what to do?

 

She: sure

follow the list